Because I can

I just want it noted for the record that I have not made mention of Britney's current appearances in the media.

And this does not count.

Aren't you proud of me anonymous? Is my womb a more hospitable place yet? Oh wait, you can't comment because you don't get an opinion. HA!

So, I'm just saying... I could be making jokes and shitty commentary, but I'm not.

But I might.