A Recipe
A Recipe for Disaster
2 - Tired kids who have been up too late for days and overstimulated by various aunts, uncles and cousins
2 - Tired parents who have been up too late and overstimulated by various aunts, uncles and cousins
2 - Delayed flights home
1 - Missed connection
1 - Crappy hotel in Detroit
1 - One cranky re-booking agent who made the mistake of trying to tell me while I breastfed one of the over-tired over-stimulated kids who hadn't eaten in hours and who just wanted to go home, that I needed to leave the area because "that's what restrooms are for"
0 - Luggage because our luggage was already one its way to Philly even though we were decidely NOT
3 - Diapers that had to last until we got home the next morning because I didn't think we needed that many when I packed the diaper bag because shit, we'll be home by 3:00.
Sounds like fun, huh? I'm still recovering and the suitcases are still waiting to be unpacked.
PS...I did give that agent hell. I started by telling her how much I enjoyed having MY lunch on the toilet and asking if I could buy her a sandwich to enjoy while SHE sat on the crapper.
2 - Tired kids who have been up too late for days and overstimulated by various aunts, uncles and cousins
2 - Tired parents who have been up too late and overstimulated by various aunts, uncles and cousins
2 - Delayed flights home
1 - Missed connection
1 - Crappy hotel in Detroit
1 - One cranky re-booking agent who made the mistake of trying to tell me while I breastfed one of the over-tired over-stimulated kids who hadn't eaten in hours and who just wanted to go home, that I needed to leave the area because "that's what restrooms are for"
0 - Luggage because our luggage was already one its way to Philly even though we were decidely NOT
3 - Diapers that had to last until we got home the next morning because I didn't think we needed that many when I packed the diaper bag because shit, we'll be home by 3:00.
Sounds like fun, huh? I'm still recovering and the suitcases are still waiting to be unpacked.
PS...I did give that agent hell. I started by telling her how much I enjoyed having MY lunch on the toilet and asking if I could buy her a sandwich to enjoy while SHE sat on the crapper.
5 Comments:
At 4:46 PM , pithydithy said...
Restrooms are for EATING?! I'm obviously quite confused.
Sorry your trip was so exhausting! Hope you gave the agent hell!
At 5:09 PM , Rachel said...
Please tell me that you told her off! Normally I am patient but that would have made me angry. Are you supposed to sit on the toliet to nurse?
At 10:54 AM , Laura said...
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! I've been waiting for someone to tell me to go feed my kid in the john. I just want to go off on someone.
At 1:29 PM , Unknown said...
GOOD FOR YOU!!! Who in the heck dis they think they are?!?!!!!!! I sincerely doubt you were just giving the world a free show and they were WAY, WAY out of line. You ought to report them to the airline. Honest. And I have never even breastfed but still believe you should be able to do so when and where you need to.
Sorry you had to go through that!
At 8:02 AM , JMB said...
Good grief, I agree, a letter to said crappy airline is waaaay in order. "That's what restrooms are for..." My lord. I don't like to pump in a restroom (which I have to each time I go for my REQUIRED continuing ed classes), and I can't imagine feeding in one. Don't like it? Don't look at me or get me on the next flight, deal?
Sorry that the trip was so hideous.
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